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Total Medals Earned: 209 (From 33 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,180 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 33/44 (380/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Elmer's Cheeseburger Hat

Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/35 points)

Mwuhahaha! 10 Points

Are you upset?

No Hug for You! 10 Points

But CuddleBear just wanted a hug...

Oh, Crap 5 Points

It appears you're dead.

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Epic Battle Fantasy 3

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)

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Creditor 5 Points

Check out the credits page.

Banker 10 Points

Save up 50,000 gold.

Barbarian 10 Points

Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.

Beast Tamer 10 Points

Scan 25 foes.

Brute 10 Points

Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.

Card Flipper 10 Points

Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.

Card Wizard 10 Points

Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.

Equip Dealer 10 Points

Get 60 pieces of equipment.

Equip Fan 10 Points

Get 40 pieces of equipment.

Equip Master 10 Points

Get 80 pieces of equipment.

Fat Cat 10 Points

Get 140 points in the first minigame.

Greedy Cat 10 Points

Get 100 points in the first minigame.

Helper 10 Points

Complete 10 sidequests.

Hoarder 10 Points

Save up 10,000 gold.

Level Builder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 10.

Level Grinder 10 Points

Get a player up to level 30.

Narwhal Rider 10 Points

Get 100 points in the second minigame.

Narwhal Surfer 10 Points

Get 150 points in the second minigame.

Power Leveler 10 Points

Get a player up to level 20.

Rock Dodger 10 Points

Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.

Ruffian 10 Points

Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.

Savage 10 Points

Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.

Skeleton Killer 10 Points

Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.

Skeleton Proof 10 Points

Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.

Tasker 10 Points

Complete 20 sidequests.

Untouchable 10 Points

Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.

Ancient Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.

Beast Hunter 25 Points

Scan 50 foes.

Burnt Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.

Forest Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.

Frozen Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.

Nouveau Riche 25 Points

Save up 250,000 gold.

Pirate Treasure 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.

Quester 25 Points

Complete all sidequests.

Slayer 25 Points

Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Find all treasure chests in town.

Beast Scholar 50 Points

Scan all foes.

Hero 50 Points

Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.

Legend 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Savior 100 Points

Defeat the final boss and finish the game!

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GameJam7

Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)

Barf 5 Points

Throw up a food item

Boing 5 Points

Bounce on a spring

Click 5 Points

Push a button

Dead 5 Points

You are dead

Going down 5 Points

Enter the Earth

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GARDINI

Medals Earned: 3/12 (25/500 points)

Tutorial 5 Points

Finish the tutorial

20 Enemies 10 Points

Kill 20 Enemies in one playthrough

Stage 1 10 Points

Kill the first stage of the boss

All weapons 25 Points

Buy all weapons in the shop

Stage 1 Full HP 25 Points

Kill the first stage of the boss without taking any damage

Stage 2 25 Points

Kill the second stage of the boss

All Items 50 Points

Buy all of the items in the shop

Full HP 50 Points

Buy all HP upgrades

Stage 2 Full HP 50 Points

Kill the second stage of the boss without taking any damage

Complete 100 Points

Kill the third stage of the boss and complete the game

Stage 3 Full HP 100 Points

Kill the third stage of the boss without taking any damage

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Glitch Lab

Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)

Game Over 25 Points

Finish the game

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Collect all coins 50 Points

Just get 'em

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Last Town

Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/250 points)

Fortune 25 Points

Earn 30 coins

Prosperity 25 Points

Earn 25 gems

Cleanse 50 Points

Kill 300 zombies

Ozymandias 100 Points

Beat the game

Fortress 25 Points

Put one point into each town perk

Partisan 25 Points

Buy all the farmer upgrades

Mad Princess

Medals Earned: 4/15 (85/400 points)

Instruments Of Murder 10 Points

Clear the first 5 waves

Acupuncture Treatment 25 Points

Clear Wave 15

Having A Blast 25 Points

Clear Wave 11

Suicidal Overconfidence 25 Points

Clear Wave 8

Legend Of The Mad Princess 5 Points

Watch the Ending

Once Upon A Time 5 Points

Watch the Intro

Princess Maker 5 Points

Check out the Credits page!

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 Regulars

Fight In The Shade 25 Points

Clear Wave 16

Swiftly Executed 25 Points

Kill 50 Agiles

The Bigger They Are 25 Points

Kill 25 Brutes

Wallmaster 25 Points

Clear Wave 14

You Spin Me Right Round 25 Points

Clear Wave 18

Bloody Good Time 50 Points

Clear Wave 20

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nyan cat my hero 2

Medals Earned: 4/8 (180/480 points)

pedobear death 5 Points

kill pedobear

philosoraptor death 25 Points

kill philosoraptor

ichigosaurus death 50 Points

kill ichigosaurus

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victory 50 Points

beat the game

insane victory 100 Points

win the game in the insane level!!

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Orange Roulette

Medals Earned: 2/8 (55/265 points)

Fresh Squeeze 5 Points

You Survived Your First Encounter

You Would Have Never Known 50 Points

You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot

Extra Pulp 10 Points

You Lived Through Round Two

Dark Harvest 25 Points

You Are Victorious, But At What Price?

Fruit Concentrate 25 Points

Three Down And Still Fresh

Harmer's Market 50 Points

You Shot Your Opponent!

Luck Is An Illusion 50 Points

Get To The End On Your First Game

Overripe 50 Points

You Survived A Long Rally